May-Gray, June-Gloom, etc, etc, etc...

Raging Wars -Part II will have to wait, since there is not much progress being made. The rain has forced the little tyrants into their hole of a home and left me, for now, alone.

I think the sky could accurately depict my current mood and situation -bored and glum (its 'May-Gray' season here). And here I sit, fully dressed and with a full face of make-up, and no where to go and no one to see. This is how pathetic my life has become. I get ready for the day as though I will actually do something. Josh left Monday morning for Texas and will stay there until Saturday night, and that pretty much sums up all the people I know here.

It isn't as depressing as you might think, considering the few things I have to look forward to. Here is the following list that keeps me only somewhat sane. They are the following:

• Fruity Pebbles -Does it get any better than that? Really? I didn't think so.
  
• My shower every morning/afternoon -This is something I look forward to because it is actually something to do and doesn't involve walking from one end of the casita to the other, which unbelievably, only takes 10 seconds. It makes me feel like a real person.
  
• Putting makeup on -This never gets old and I could do it for a living. Now who will hire me without a cosmetology license... No one? Right... sounds like what I'm currently facing with every other job I've applied for.
  
• Checking craigslist, yahoohotjobs, and monster -Once I've applied and checked all the latest listings, my day is pretty much at a standstill, waiting for the day to just end!
• Grocery store -Normally, this would be something I would dread, but with absolutely NOTHING to do, the grocery store gets pretty exciting. Believe me when I say that grocery shopping now involves checking every label.
• Meal times -What a surprise, eh? Not really, if you even know me at all.
• When I climb the horse trail up the road to get reception in order to make a phone call to Josh, telling him that the internet is not working. He then gives me some directions, I walk back home, try his instructions, they don't work, and I consider strangling myself before having to climb the horse trail again.
  

Now for those of you are thinking how thankful you are to not be me, just know that I also would like to not be me right now. That makes two of us. But really, I think once and if I ever get a job, my life will dramatically improve, because you can only wash every single dish in the house, look at every single item of clothing you own, read the last and final book of Harry Potter (the only book I have), and play Guitar Hero, so many times a day (all literal things I have had to do in order to keep myself from going more crazy than I already am).

I was going to post a picture of me looking really sad but I couldn't find the camera. Probably because Josh puts everything 'away' (away: somewhere so obscure and hard to find that no one will ever bother looking for it). Did I mention that I am unbelievably bored? And for anyone wondering why I am not at the beach, did I mention 'May-Gray?' What that means is that so close to the coast, it will remain overcast for the next month. Glorious California, eh? Please don't envy me.