Wednesday, December 17, 2008
4 for me and 0 for anyone else
My friend just brought over 4 bread sticks. I looked them over, and immediately decided to eat one, but leave myself the option of eating two. I ate the one, and then had the second down my throat before the first one was completely chewed. I didn't feel too guilty since I had already pre-determinedly the likelihood of me eating only one was next to zero. I looked at the third, and ate that one too. Never mind there being 4, 2 for me and 2 for Josh, he technically doesn't even know the bread sticks ever existed. Now there's one minuscule bread stick sitting on a lonely plate, staring at me, willing me to eat him. He's scared now that's he's alone and asks only that I take him where I've taken the others. I can hardly refuse a scared bread stick his last wish, and so I offer him the safety of my fat rolls. Enjoy the ride, little buddy. But I might as well save you the trip and just tape you to my thigh.
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8 comments:
Congratulations on the bread stick consumption Court. Let us know how that fourth works out for ya!
That's the advantage of having a husband who cares little for food. I could eat all 4 and he wouldn't even care! My saddlebags do, however, but that's why I run run run.
my posts are NOTHING compared to yours. I've got a cute baby sure....but you've got the humor that makes everyone anxiously waiting for your next post. you are fantastic!
I am so proud of you for eating all four. Sometimes I get concerned about my siblings living afar. I worry thinking they might change into non-pigs and yet here you are showing me you still eat as much as 2 adult men. I cannot wait for us to eat together.....Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go ahead and eat it----you know you want the whole thing! I love you MOM
If Josh ate all four would that be a deal breaker?
My bad! Next time I'll bring eight. Sorry. Glad you liked em! And sorry there was nothing else to go with them.
someone please bring me breadsticks, I would love to eat the whole lot of them. mmmmm.... breadsticks...
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